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Bhartiya Rail Aapka Swagat Karta Hai !

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Bhartiya Rail Aapka Swagat Karta Hai !


Hello peeps! I'm here again with something to tickle your funny bone :D
and, when i say Indian Railways or IRCTC - Can It Be Any More Funny? *Chandler Style* ;)
honestly speaking, we all love the Train ! right from tatkal bookings, to the auto waalas charging exorbitant amount of money, to the exercise of getting onto the train, and the 'amazing people' you meet while you are on your journey heading to your destination! [ amazing! you know what I mean right? ;) :P ] It's on hell of a journey ! *Phew!!*

Here are some funny trolls I found on the internet, which I've compiled and added a dash of humor in my style to it.
Enjoy! 

A. Booking The Ticket :

 *le me : I'll wake up at 10 a.m. and book it on Tatkal yaar!! :D






























Actually, it is a frustrating exercise to book a ticket online ! -_- 
The process of Booking a Tatkal Ticket, can be clearly depicted by this picture below :


usually, the process goes like this -


and, if the universe conspires in your favour and you are actually able to successfully book a tatkal ticket-


Now, let us move furthur!

*Tickets booked. Date of journey arrives. Reached the station. Hears announcements. OR tracking it on Indian Rail Info App*

note: the Official IRCTC App : SUCKS!

 
B. Train Is Running Late by 2 'Aaa-Vers' 













*le me


C. Train Arrives At The Station :



































" THIS IS SPAAARTAA !! "

Expectations Vs Reality : *Bitch Please : Welcome To India*















D. Love Thy Neighbour As Thyself. Does That Really Apply Here ?!

[ The kind of people you meet in the train , a lot of which depends on which railway zone you travel to and from ]

1. The "Bhaiya thoda adjust kar lijiye, agle station pe utar jaenge"














2. The Loud Bhaiyaa Ji














3. The Cranky Kid


























4. The Ogglers






























5. The Silent Spectators















6. The Gamers
















7. The DJ's



















8. The Hoggers
















9. The Litter-rers





10. The "I have to be loud at 1a.m. Syndrome"




















11. The " Yaar ek sutta maar ke aata hoon"


































12. The Snore-rers
















 13. The Gymnast Kids

















E. Logic Trolled & Childhood Fears :

 1. Are you sure that is an Emergency Window?












2. Airplane Mode : On


















 3. The Worst Nightmare when we were kids :




























F.  Salient Features Of Indian Railways / Stations :

Apart from the monkey menace to dogs and even cows at the station, the garbage, the overflowing dustbins, the stink, the water logging, the smelly toilets; there are certain things, that remind you of Indian Railways!






















































 [ We all know that wobbly feeling we get in a train's toilet ! :P ]

 Finally..

 G. Getting Off The Train. 

* This Is Spaartaa Again !! *
















Hope You Had A Safe and A Happy Journey!

 [ If you did! please do share ;) ]

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