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Are You Sure You Want To Block _________ ?


                           [ I owe the concept of this post to my Husband, Shashaank :) ]

 I seriously feel that a day would come, when the list of blocked users would trump our friend lists!!

Today's blog post is majorly humorous in nature. However, there is no denying the fact that
sometimes water gets over the head for few and it is terrible. Like the much talked about 'Prerna Pratham Singh Case' in the recent times, about cyber bullying. Also, Facebook stalking has resulted in a lot of criminal activities as well. I wonder why doesn't Fb, for a change; stops minting money and takes an action on that!?
People send abusive messages : using foul language for the other and even going ahead and abuse their mothers!? People make fake accounts of girls, their ex's, of those whom they have an issue with , and post appalling stuff on that account. I mean why? Why?
If you indulge in character assassination, it just reflects your mentality and questions your upbringing.
As far as I am concerned, I feel you need medical help, bro. You not sane!

I don't get the point! Facebook is a social networking website, meant to keep in touch with friends and family! It is not an online dating site. PERIOD.
If you want a girlfriend and are too dumb to make one in the real world , in the normal way.. then make an account on match.com, lovestruck.com, mingle2, cupid, metrodate or whichever! Please don't make a fool of yourselves by approaching girls on Facebook.

Now, let's come to the humour part! :D
These are screenshots of the weirdest / awkward / silly / funny / cheesy / disgusting / outrageous messages I received. I have tried to be at my funniest best! Hope you have a smile on your face! and, also connect with this post. :)

1. The Bourn Chu :

























2. The Classic Chu :
























3. The Real Wala Chu :



























4. The Perverts :


 I'd rather not put a picture here, but I think you know!









5. The Smooth Talkers :






























6. The Highly Hopeful Peacekeepers :


























7. The Beggars :





















8. The Socially Challenged Page Stalkers :






























9. The Cliche :


























10. The Desperate :
































11. The Flatterer :


























12. The Forever Alone Stalker :






























13. The Gyaanis :


























14. The Hopeful :























15. The Kisser :































16. The Philosophical Stalkers :





























17. The Prayerful Desperate :























18. The Screeners :

























19. The Shayars :





















20. The Tehzeebwaale :



























21. The Totally Mad :





































22. The Unholy Cows ( Hmmmm...) :

























23. The R.I.P. English :

























24. "No You Can't Be Me" :



























25. " Don't Mind, You Have No Mind" :
























26. "No Words For This" :

























27. " I Think You Skipped Pre School" :

























P.S. If you enjoyed it, then please do share! :D

Comments

  1. fisher26 May 2015 at 00:08

    i guess i belong to the classic chu !!anyways awesome post miss not so feminist!

    and research kafi garab ki ki hai tumne :D

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    1. Rebecca26 May 2015 at 00:46

      Hahaha.. I like your courage ;) Thankyou so much Fisher :D I am glad that you liked it :)
      Research !? Hell Yeah.. Karni hi thi :D

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  2. Unknown26 May 2015 at 08:58

    Haha well done reb... It's hilarious and u know we can relate to this post... Keep up d good work sweets...

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    1. Rebecca27 May 2015 at 06:37

      lol thankyou baby! we relate to such things!! cause we are all pretty and wise girls ;) :D

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  3. Ivannkpknp12 July 2015 at 21:59

    Intelligent compilation of intelligent genre.

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  4. Ivannkpknp12 July 2015 at 21:59

    Intelligent compilation of intelligent genre.

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